Hello Customers, how is everyone doing tonight??
Excellent, Ok would anyone like a drink?? A beer? S
ure can I just check your ID?
This statement customer’s requires one simple answer: Sure you can check my ID, no problem.
However for some reason asking for an ID is like asking for $50!!!! Customers it is my job to ask for your ID and one day this will be seen as a complement.
As you can tell today’s post is geared towards the younger generation, especially those in the twenty-year range.
I know you are all super cool now because you can hang out at the bar and the novelty of being nineteen and showing people your ID has worn off, but I’m sorry children you still look like you are twelve years old. So when I ask for your ID please don’t give me a hard time. No I don’t know who you are, I don’t know your drink, and I don’t remember you from last week. I served 200 kids last week that look just like you, I can’t keep track.
Just pass me your ID and be happy or trying to get your next drink will be a little difficult. Remember I am your access to alcohol so keep me happy!!!
Finally for those less than nineteen here is a quick tip:
If you come in one night and ask me which fake ID looks more like you, don’t come back the next night and try and use it. In those cases I do remember who you are.