Party Time= SIT DOWN!!!!

Hello Customers,

I see you have brought a large group with you today.. you didn't make a reservation for your party of 20??? Hmmm ok just wait a few minutes and we will see what we can do... Yes I understand you are in a hurry I will get this taken care of ( BIG SMILE).

Believe it or not customers but this ACTUALLY happens ALLLLLLL the time. Now I know none of my regular readers would do this because you are all far to well educated now in the world of eating out. However incase you ever stumble upon this situation at a restaurant here is what the server/staff is really thinking.

1) I see you have brought a large group with you today - Actual Thought: You have got to be kidding me right... Can you please tell your children to stop pressing the handicap button and throwing mints at each other

2) you didn't make a reservation for your party of 20??? - Actual Thought: It's friday night at 6pm and you didn't think it would be busy??? Your joking right?

3) Hmmm ok just wait a few minutes and we will see what we can do- Actual Thought: How can I arrange the chairs so that this party is NOT in my section?

4)Yes I understand you are in a hurry I will get this taken care of. - Actual Thought: Are you really getting mad at me right now lady???

So their you have it customers, now you will be able to laugh the next time you see this situation.

Oh 2 final tips if you do happen to go out with a large group of people

1) Sit Down: the server is trying to keep your bills and food organized. Every time you switch seats I get confused.

2) Remember what you ordered: When you see a line of servers coming out carrying food, take a second to remember what you ordered so that when they call out you actually know what is yours.

Top 10 Reasons Why Being A Server Isn't for Everyone

Hey Customers,

I know that I have been venting a lot on this blog, and though it may sound like I detest my job, I actually don't mind it that much. That being said.... I understand that serving isn't for everyone. So here is my top ten reasons why being a server isn't for everyone, if you can handle all these you may want to apply.

1) You are always wrong

- When a guest tells you he/she ordered a Pepsi but your memory, the computer and your note pad all say iced tea.... he/she wanted a Pepsi

2) Tip Out

- The constant "but your tips are good right?" conversation about your lack of money for social events can get annoying. There is this little thing called a tip out that must be considered with every order you take. The tip out is always constant, so if you don't get tipped then the kitchen receives money from your personal bank account.

3) Social Life

- Short and simple. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!

4) Math 101

- Your guests are angry because YOU didn't inform them that the the extra sauce, their extra scoop of ice cream, and the chicken added to their nachos cost extra.

5) The Smile

- You have heard me talk about this one before. Not everyone can pull off the fake smile.

(Hint- the rosy cheeks makes it easier)

6) Conversation

- Guests only like to talk to you when every other table in your section is full. The conversation is always the same..."So what do you do when you aren't working?.... Hmmmm a student... well good luck with that." (Insert look of pity)

7)Same Side Sitters

- Those wonderful couples who can't stand to be away from each other that they sit on the same side of the table. They order for one another and if you are lucky will share each others meals.

- Please also note those that hold hands across the table while they are eating. These are especially noticeable on Valentines Day (the day were everyone gets to spend the day with their significant other except you because of reason number 3)

8) Families with Kids

- For me this one isn't so bad, because I like kids. However I could do without the 20min cleanup due to pasta being thrown, drinks spilt, and crayons broken in half.

9) Birthdays

- For some reason people actually enjoy having a group of strangers sing some stupid song about them getting older in front of a room full of strangers. This time in the night requires a lot of reason 5.

10) Servers Pay

- Incase you didn't know servers receive "Servers Pay" aka LESS THEN MINIMUM WAGE.

I Have 2 Degrees!!!

Hi Customers,

Now I understand that it's after 5pm and I am expected to wait on you hand and foot, however during the day I am a full time student with 2 degrees. Soooo waving your drinks at me and speaking

to me like I'm idiot will not get you served quicker.

Here is the situation:

Me: Hi girls how are you....

Customer: I want 2 vodka cranberry's

Me: Ok anyth..

Customer: 2 ok I want 2.

Me: Ok I will be right back (Actual Thought = Is this girl serious right now?)

- ok customers now after I return with the drinks and my wonderful SMILE, I left for 2 min to clean a table only to hear

Customer: HELLO (waving of drinks) I NEED 2 MORE!!!

Me: Ok... anything else

Customer: Can you just get me my drinks.. 2 more !!

Me: Sure I'll be right back (Actual Thought= This chick is going to get 2 drinks in her pretty blond face)

Now customers I'm not trying to be mean but seriously you would want to do the same, let's be honest.

Waitress Game!

Hi Customers,

Found this game online and it made me laugh!!! Now you can be in my serving shoes!! Have fun!!

http://www.funny-games.biz/thewaitress.html

Debit, Credit, Any Change?

Hi Customers,

So happy that you enjoyed your meal tonight can I get you anything else?

No?

Well then I’ll grab your check for you.

Insert cheesy “Do you have to give me my check” comment here!!!

Haa Haa (BIG SMILE)

Actual Thought- If I here another one of these jokes tonight I’m going to scream!

All right here’s your bill if you need debit, credit or any change please let me know.

Ok customers this is where today’s lesson comes into play. Once you are given the bill please JUST PAY IT!!!! Then you can hangout, finish your beer, finish your coffee, we don’t care.

You see customers we servers can’t go home unless we have collected all the payments for the night so while you are having a laugh and relaxing we are giving you the death stare from the servers area. I know that for the past hour I have waited on you hand and foot but now I would like to go home, I actually do have a life outside this restaurant.

So there you have it, short and sweet (just like me)

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