So happy that you enjoyed your meal tonight can I get you anything else?
Well then I’ll grab your check for you.
Insert cheesy “Do you have to give me my check” comment here!!!
Haa Haa (BIG SMILE)
Actual Thought- If I here another one of these jokes tonight I’m going to scream!
All right here’s your bill if you need debit, credit or any change please let me know.
Ok customers this is where today’s lesson comes into play. Once you are given the bill please JUST PAY IT!!!! Then you can hangout, finish your beer, finish your coffee, we don’t care.
You see customers we servers can’t go home unless we have collected all the payments for the night so while you are having a laugh and relaxing we are giving you the death stare from the servers area. I know that for the past hour I have waited on you hand and foot but now I would like to go home, I actually do have a life outside this restaurant.
So there you have it, short and sweet (just like me)
Get Bill – Pay Right Away!